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So I say to the other half of my Pair, "Gimme that f**kin keyboard!", as I rip it out of her hands and get down the the real work of systems development.

My co-worker, with whom I have design disagreements, is on paternity leave for 4 weeks. While he is gone, all of the bad code is deleted and completely replaced with something different.

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This reminds me of the SaturdayNightLive episode...

<Looking over someone's shoulder> "Look, just type the... here, you have to move the... just click on the..."

<breathing out in frustration> "MOVE!"

''(It's brutal if you physically push them from the chair to the floor.  ;-)''