From the FAQ on the now-defunct site:
'''What is CobolScript�?'''
CobolScript is a scalable, cross-platform interpreted programming language and development environment. CobolScript makes internet and intranet development accessible and practical for development teams that are either unfamiliar or dissatisfied with other internet development alternatives.
When your CobolScript environment includes a database and web server, CobolScript also functions as middleware to connect your internet clients and web server to your database.
'''Who came up with the idea for CobolScript?'''
Matt Dean and Charles Shereda, the founders of Deskware, began working with the concept of an alternative internet development solution in 1996.
They recognized at this time that the internet development solutions available were all designed from the bottom up, rather than from the top down. These bottom-up programming languages evolved primarily through the whims of technicians or marketers, rather than through a clear, singular vision, and consequently they lacked cohesion and direction. In the case of Perl in particular, the language designers openly touted the esotericism of the language with code obfuscation contests in their official Developer's Journal. Clearly, something here was wrong.
Matt and Charles realized that unless an alternative was devised, the vast majority of the world's programmers would be forced to adopt languages that have technical rather than functional roots. As a result, the state of managing existing information systems, and the extremely valuable knowledge of those existing systems, would regress by many years, even as the numbers of development projects grew exponentially.
For this reason, they developed CobolScript, a concise, complete internet development solution with a clear focus and a functional basis.
'''Why should I select CobolScript as my development platform?'''
CobolScript was designed using a top-down approach, with the IS project team in mind. It has a logical, structured syntax that is ideal for teams unfamiliar with difficult-to-learn internet programming languages. Your development teams will adapt quickly to CobolScript development without the prohibitive training expenses or effort required with languages like Java� or Perl.
CobolScript also has a range of features that makes it a robust and scalable solution; see the CobolScript Features page for details.
If you're an individual developer and you want to acquire new and different skills by building on your existing ones, then CobolScript is also for you.
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But after I visited the webpage, I'm not so sure. Is this for real?
-- StephanHouben
Unfortunately, I have to think it is for real... I mean, the domain was created back in 1998 and then there's this http://tampabay.bcentral.com/tampabay/stories/1999/11/29/newscolumn4.html news article in The Tampa Bay Business Journal... Scary.
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