Compare with DontEatTheMenu: ''Saturday I walked to the travel bookstore downtown to purchase a map of Australia. I thought that it would be useful in combination with other resources (guidebooks, the web, you :) to add to our list and figure some things out -- I was having a hard time conceptualizing where things were in relation to each other. At the cash register, they had these little red, yellow, and orange clear plastic buddhas. There was a sign next to them reading "Please don't eat the buddhas -- they are not gummi, they are plastic!" I laughed at the sign, and the guy manning the register pointed at a buddha-shaped lollipop taped up on the wall.''