A donkey that often said something like nobody knows, nobody cares..

'''''"Good morning.  If it is a good morning, which I doubt."'''''

http://xibo.com/eeyore.php3 has a sample dialog.

http://www.penguinputnam.com/static/packages/us/yreaders/pooh75/characters/images/eeyore.jpg

The sad sack of the HundredAcreWood, though he appeared to be elated to have received an old pot and a broken balloon for his birthday.

Compare to Marvin the ParanoidAndroid (DouglasAdams).

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Created by AaMilne