As described in TrulyHorribleAcronyms, open source projects have a certain odd pattern about them. For MentalMasturbation and the spirit of shared creativity in naming, here's a list of possible future names one can use for their new project. Feel free to add to the list.

* Ablump
* Amp''''''Clamp
* Anix
* arrTeeEffEm  (RTFM)
* Ay''''''Null
* Beeblebrox
* Broxlebeeb
* BITNAK
* BITOFF
* Bleeber
* Blent
* Blump
* Boogire
* Bribe
* Bur Eyeb
* Dahi Reeah
* Dam
* D-fect
* Dee Fect
* Dee Tox
* Dim
* Dire''''''Ria
* Dis Ease
* Documentation
* dop
* Dum
* effUm
* Esshole
* FAP
** Too obvious. Try PHAP.
** ''FAP was forked to create PHAP.''
** PHP fanboys fap over PHP and PHAP for PHP. ''Hey! You misspelled "phanboiz."''
* flem
* flum
* FOOP
* Frakakk
* Fun Gus
* Gazund''''''Width
* Ger Rope
* Gezund''''''Height
* gitpip
* Gizz
* Glump
* goop
* Gorf
* Groffnok
* Grope
* gupe
* Haa Kur
* hag
* heg
* hgtron
* Ibola
* In Fect
* Just-In-Bleeber
* Lahg''''''Sniff
* Limpter
* Melf
* Miff
* Milph
* Morphite
* Mox
* Newf
* Ooblump
* Ora''''''Fiss
* orgzm
* Orifisoft
* Orr Gazim
* Out Fect
* Panix
* Panus
* Paynus
* Penix
* pish
* Ploff
* Plop
* pNIS
* Pobb
* Poktum
* poog
* Pox
* Pox''''''Mox
** ''There is a Proxmox.  See http://proxmox.com''
** Well well, I've been out-stupided by reality.
* qwertyuiop
* sqwerty
* squerty
* sharkjump
* Rektim
* sarczm
* Sass Squoch
* Sicromoft Orifice 
* Snufter
* Spa Stik
* spaz Tik
* Spazmat
* Spitnik
* Sputnaq
* Squoch
* Stanch
* stap
* staph
* Stumpgump
* Sunott
* Talk Zack
* Tok Zack
* Tox Ick
* Toxack
* Tranfor
* Uranix
* Uranus
* Vahh Gina
* Vaz Oleen
* Vazz Nippol
* Vobb Orbis
* Vortox
* Zaphod 
* zomp
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Wait, aren't these the Palin kids?
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In the 2020's there will be a fad for single-letter command names. There will only be 26 possible commands on any given system so commands will compete to provide a comprehensive set of features.

''Vi will be back?''

Yes, but it will be spelled "V".
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See also: AwkLanguage (alt name speculation)
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CategoryWhimsy, CategoryNaming