Ever been in a casino or at a horse race? Got stocks and bonds? Lost money? Me too. But I stumbled over an old book on the famous 20th century gambler, NickTheGreek, and it's got me thinking there may be smarter ways to risk your dough: * PlayRational; watch out for GamblingAddiction * TestTheWater * PlayWithHouseMoney * KnowYourGame more to come ... ---- Some more sound advice: * Offer the odds. If you're the bookie, and you're smart, you don't lose. * ''This ain't gambling. It's business.'' * Play with ''other peoples'' money, for a percentage. This technique used successfully by stockbrokers for years. * ''This ain't gambling. It's touting.'' * Fix the race/stack the deck/bribe the pugilist. Be careful to avoid the law. * ''This ain't gambling; it's theft.'' * Give up smoking, gamble what you save. You might not get rich, but you'll live poor longer, and you ''will'' end up a little richer than you were when you smoked. * ''This ain't gambling; it's a public service announcement.'' * Don't race horses, dogs or pigeons. They can all go faster than you and some of them bite. * ''This ain't gambling. It's veterinary science.'' * Only gamble what you can afford to lose. Because you will. One day. * ''Already covered in the patterns above.'' * If you can't spot the sucker at the table, it's you