Bob & Doug McKenzie.

''Koo roo koo koo koo koo koo koo''

We can't call it ''Canadian Corner'' for legal reasons, unless we spell it with a ''k''.

He got into, like, the ales, eh, before the show.

Economics is what do you do, like, when you've got so many empties that they won't fit... in the van.

I remember your last topic "soakers" which wasn't too hot.

Six times twenty-four that's ... 104 beers you get, just for that.

I got you a present... ''smokes!''

And of course the song:

   On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me beer

   On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
   Two turtle necks
   And a beer

   On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
   Three French toast
   Two turtle necks
   And a beer

   ...

   Five golden touques
   Four pounds of back bacon
   Three French toast
   Two turtle necks
   And a beer... in a tree
I need another beer after that.