''...but I play one on TV.''
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I'm a programmer, not a doctor, dammit.

''But I play one on television, so here's some important medical advice (and a product I'm trying to sell you)...''

''(And...  '''"He's dead, Jim."''')''

and '''"No sign of life!"'''

'''"He's dead, Jim! I take his wallet, you take his tricorder."'''

See also DammitJim
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