If life hands you a Lemon, make Lemonade. 
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If life hands you a Hemlock, don't make Hemlock-ade.
Always know the difference between a Lemon and a Hemlock.
(paraphrased from Wizardry Compiled)
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What implications does this have about the contents of Gatorade?
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Socrates must not have lived in the Citrus Belt.
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If life hands you a kitten, take care of it.
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If Life hands you a GirlScout, make GirlScoutCookies
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see WikiFire
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