EnglishPlease ;-)

Sblooding lish! Woz amateur, karen chair blye reet jamon grill?

LetStalkStrine by Affabeck Lauder, a fabulous book on strine of all forms. (Out of print I think, but you can find it at http://dogbert.abebooks.com/abe/BookDetails?bi=63491869.)

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There are a few strine pages on wiki:

* PissTake
* TallPoppySyndrome
* RatBag
* CulturalCringe

but none that actually attempt to talk in the stuff. This page, after the immortal book by Afferbeck Lauder, is for chin-wagging in the vernacular.

* Fairy nuff. Gunnago tholog?
* ''Airmgunnavago. Snotard nya gegoin.''
* Think the seppoe slavard toim but?
* ''Sair special teamate. Packamasaksts, wandrin thurf lookin summon boxer ears.''
* Sbitarsh, dontcha reckon? Snot airfaultf airblokes not broinuft common outerth rhine.
* ''Imees not broinuft common outerer bloody cyclone mate!''
* Bonsai's knob etterbut. Stoim e bloody shift stew.
* ''Ona bloody pyrrho mate, inee? Er summon loiket. Sad bloody state affairs. ''
* ...

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Anybody have a copy of FrafflyWellSpoken by the same author? yes.

* Fraffly cained a few, aim shaw.
* Femme et cesse eau ...
* Fraffly guda trenging floz ...

''Snoz goo strine but eh?''

Papsnot, bye roll tonna florrin ire edit.

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Holy Mackerel, there, Saphire! Somebody call the Language Police!

Whab lude eelsy tryna say now?

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