A GrandConspiracy devoted to the increased use of paper, clearly run by Masonic lumberjacks.

"I'd feel really bad about printing out this thousand-page report every day, but if I don't, the Lumber Cartel will burn down my house!"

Q.v. the TragedyOfTheCommons.
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They invented the IndexCard... Or at least its use in ExtremeProgramming.

You oughtta see their data logs.
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See also:  http://www.lumbercartel.ca/