MicroKook: One who believes every action taken by MicroSoft is automatically imbued with Machiavellian intentions toward subverting Open Source, Linux, Google, our Precious Bodily Fluids, and so forth.  This isn't to say that they're not a crafty company with a big sense of strategy and a repertoire of dirty tricks, but a true MicroKook spares no opportunity to direct all subjects toward their ultimate locus of paranoia.

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