From DilBert:
A bunch of big-brained scientific types are on a bus singing...
	 :	''"Infinite number of beers on the wall,''
	 :	'' infinite number of beers.''
	 :	'' You take one down and pass it around...''
	 :	'' Infinite number of beers on the wall!"''
	 :	''<repeats  ;->''
After a while, the bus driver gets sick of it and yells that they'll never to get to zero.

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NinetyNineBottlesOfBeerOnTheWallInManyLanguages:

Several pages exist that list programs in incredibly and impressively large numbers of languages that emit the words to the song:
* http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/ (1000)
* http://www.westnet.com/mirrors/99bottles/beer.html (227, possibly with some duplication)

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  #define TakeOneD''''''own(n) n--
  for (BottlesOfB''''''eer = 99; BottlesOfB''''''eer > 0; TakeOneD''''''own(BottlesOfB''''''eer))
  {
      PassItA''''''round();
  }
or perhaps
  : BOTTLESOFBEER  100 0 DO 99 I - PASSAROUND LOOP ;
''See ForthFlames for a complete implementation. This can even be done in TuringTarpit''''''s: see SnuspLanguage.''

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See also: NinetyNineBugsInTheCodeOnTheScreen