Author of the world's shortest poem:

'''On the Antiquity of Microbes'''
	Adam had'em.
''Another poet (name unknown) wrote "Maid's Day Off":''
	''Thurs.''
	''Hers.''
Also the author of the world's longest poem flaming parsley, which destructs like this:

...Now is the time for all good parsley-phobes to come to the aid of the menu and exhibit their gumption,

And proclaim that any food which has a taste and/or an appearance which can be improved by parsley is ipso-facto a dish unfit for human consumption.

''And also author of a ''short'' ode to parsley...''

	''Parsely.''
	''Is gharsley.''
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THE DUCK

 Behold the duck.
 It does not cluck.
 A cluck it lacks.
 It quacks.
 It is 'specially fond
 of a puddle or pond.
 When it dines or sups
 it bottoms ups.
See also: http://www.westegg.com/nash/

And now, for a few of our favorites:

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  ''The firefly's flame''
  ''Is something for which science has no name.''
  ''I can think of nothing eerier''
  ''Than flying around with an unidentified glow on a person's posteerior.''
(edited referencing "Good Intentions" Little, Brown & Co., 1942)

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  ''While you lolly hammock-wise''
  ''It contemplates you stomach-wise.''
  ''You lolly. It lollops.''
  ''The rest is only gulps and gollops.''

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  ''Tell me o Octopus, I begs''
  ''Is those things arms or is they legs?''

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  ''A panther is like a leopard''
  ''except it hasn't been peppered''
  ''should you behold a panther crouch''
  ''prepare to say ouch''
  ''better yet, if called by a panther''
  ''don't anther.''

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  ''This is my dream,''
  ''It is my own dream,''
  ''I dreamt it.''
  ''I dreamt that my hair was kempt.''
  ''Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.''

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  ''Candy''
  ''Is dandy.''
  ''But liquor''
  ''Is quicker.''

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  ''The one-L lama,''
  ''He's a priest.''
  ''The two-L llama,'' 
  ''He's a beast.''
  ''And I will bet''
  ''A silk pajama''
  ''There isn't any''
  ''Three-L lllama.*''
Don't forget the footnote, which runs something like this: "The author's attention has been drawn to the kind of conflagration known as a 'three-alarmer.' Pooh."

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