Dedicated to the M''''''asterDebaters on news:comp.software.extreme-programming [TTTO "OldTroll" by JRR Tolkien] Old troll sat athrone in the old folks' home type a keyboard, and all grown. Thru many a year lived in constant fear that the winds of change were blowing hoeing, snowing for many a year lived in constant fear that the winds of change were blowing. Up came Beck who warn't no Shrek offerin a hand up out of heck teams far and wide all squirm and cry their processes weren't working lurking, shirking teams far and wide they squirmed and cried for they knew nothing was working. 'My lad', thought Troll, 'go jump in a hole' code night and day did take its toll 'I know you're right and I see the light I'l be damned if I admit it pit it, sit it I know you're right and I see the light I'l be damned if I admit it' 'That's fine with me, but you will see,' said Beck to the troll, 'go Tee Dee Dee no a-naly-sis will work on this you owe it to You to try it. Buy it, fly it the first is free; the rest gray-vee you owe yourself try it.' That Troll said, 'See? me smarter than thee you can't sell me no anomaly. Ward count of three won't Tee Dee Dee it's a plot to sell books and get famous shameless, brainless,' repressing his pride deep down inside, said, 'all's a plot to get famous' But nothing's worse than the old-age curse to be set in ways that are all per-verse. To know we're right is the biggest fright he who rails the most won't admit it pit it, bit it and Troll's still there, on his derriere agrees the most, won't admit it. --PhlIp