Presumably the opposite of CulturalRelativism...  also probably applies tongue-in-cheek, as in this, from TimeToDoItOver: 

''"I think CulturalRelativism has finally overloaded my circuits and I ought to try ParochialAbsolutism for a while :-)  --AlistairCockburn''

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However, ParochialAbsolutism does confer the advantage of smug security, which is probably worth a whole lot in terms of minutes of happiness over a lifetime. (still somewhat tongue-in-cheek) --AlistairCockburn