Now that JohnPeel is dead and Ward and Kent have both given OOPSLA keynotes, let's take a moment to remember back before our heroes stood out in front of large audiences in shirts with collars, before they had multimillion contracts from Addison Wesley, ...

When they were drafting the ZerothEdition of the XP book.

When they were working in back of their parent's garage in Portland doing extreme smalltalk on Altair 4040s

When Design was BAD 

When the FourValues were Shouting, Stupidity,  PhysicalViolence, and MoreShouting

When they were doing PunkXp