A RealEditor is used by RealProgrammer''''''s to modify their programs.

Screenshot:

http://www.chautauquaamp.com/Avatars/1216083318ist2_61858_red_pen.jpg

Because RealProgrammer''''''s do all their testing and bugfixing away from the computer before committing their changes using two bare wires and a 9V battery.
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Can't be real - there's no way to enforce linear operation.....

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