* Asked for too much bread.
* Asked for a sliver of time off.
* Found a higher-paying job, with eviler bosses.
* Grandparent company sacked parent company.
* Uttering a vaguely used but possibly diversity-challenged word out of a stream of technobabble somehow inappropriately.
* Noticed the "other company" in a back room all to themselves were primarily interested in international shipping...
* Sacked for { writing too many UnitTest''''''s | excess coffee consumption | spamming users' emails from a unit test }
* Boss chose MicroSoft technology.
* Discovered executive infighting the wrong way...