WorkersOfTheWorldUnite is a proposal that unions go global to protect first world workers from the activities of the third world. This would result in wonderful improvements in pay and working conditions for everyone everywhere.

The trouble is, MakeUsYourSlavesButFeedUs applies. Global unionism assumes that there is no totalitarianism anywhere. It assumes the banking system is not corrupt. And it assumes TheSecretOfPower doesn't work. In fact there is totalitarianism everywhere. The corporations own the dictatorships own the people. So the wobblies may as well give up before they start.

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