1 Foreigners are funny.
	2 We are all foreigners.
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	On returning from abroad::	It's not that they were all foreigners that bothered me. It's that they treated ''me'' like a foreigner.

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Foo walks into Bar. Bar turns around and shouts, "Watch where you're goin' foo, or I'll make an example of ya!" (Use a Mr. T accent)

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CategoryHumor