The CeePlusPlus standards say main() shall return an int. The construct "void main()" occupies an unregulated area between "vendor-specific extension" and "ill-formed". I have extracted a list of the ''real'' reasons, by me (PhlIp) and a few others, why students should take ''int main'' more seriously: '''void main ~~~. Use int main''': * causes illiteracy in lab mice * inspires television networks to move reality shows to the next logical step: Human sacrifice * will transmit the contents of your internet cache folders to the nearest repressed fundamentalist priest * will precipitate the return of the Joe Isuzu commercials (1999/11/20) * causes destructive thread recidivism in technical newsgroups * will attract biker gangs to your granma's neighborhood * is a capitalist plot * convinces white supremacists to stay "in the closet" about their thing for Reggae music * nutates the precession of the equinoxes * has designs on your kid sister * makes killer bees think you smell like Chanel No. 5 * will inspire mass media to get over this current cheerleader/gymnast thing * denies workers control over the means of production * relaxes the prohibitions against split infinitives (1999/04/24) * is caused by orbiting microwave platforms that target the thermal resonance signature of your neurons * makes Disney executives have vivid anxiety dreams about not litigating enough * makes folks >still< think alien beings make crop circles * uses NFL broadcasts without the expressed written consent of Fox Network * will make your loved ones think you have been possessed by aliens * will make you blind, grow hair on your palms, and convince you to vote Republican * increases the chances air traffic controllers accidentally cross flight corridors directly over your house * makes street lunatics think you are part of the conspiracy against them * points the Hubble Space Telescope at your house * makes IBM think they have a prayer of solving the Protein Folding Problem in less time than the Sun takes to burn out * makes George Lucas think we can tell the difference between any of his StarWars movies * makes your balls drop off * inspires a remote tribe in Borneo to carve big wooden statues that look just like you * causes Phlip's big toe to swell up like a balloon * inspires Hollywood executives to sign off on yet another insipid live-action remake of an insipid 1970s cartoon * has been cruely tested on charismatic dolphins and adorable baby seals * has already caused the return of Joe Isuzu, as I prophesied on this newsgroup last year (2001/04/04) * dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria But see VoidMainIssues. ---- CategoryProgrammingLanguage CategoryLanguageImplementation