''An imaginary place, not far from here, where life is lived a bit more slowly, and a lot less sensibly.  Where a man named Richard keeps waking up from his recurring dream of a near life experience, only to find...''

''a lovely gift in his Christmas stocking.'' -- WaldenMathews
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We should explore the systems requirements of a WackyWackyWeb. Is it implementable in modern programming paradigms? -- SvenNeumann

''(Un)fortunately, it already exists.)''